From Urban Dictionary:
- God 19684 up, 7639 down
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentally caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
“And people wonder why he doesn’t talk much to us anymore.”
- God 10093 up, 5514 down
The reason I passed math.
“Bless the lord! For I got a 65!”
- god 9182 up, 4677 down
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
“Uuhhhmmmm… God did it?”
- God 10167 up, 7329 down
The main character in the fiction work “The Bible.”
“And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is.
But God never was any good at grammar.”
- god 5528 up, 2876 down
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: ‘i love god, i think he’s cool.’
atheist: ‘god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn’t even really exist.’
- Jesus 16154 up, 6119 down
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people (christians).
“Jesus: Be nice to others.”
- Jesus 14290 up, 6456 down
The dude who mows my lawn.
“Jesus, you missed a spot.”
- Morality 103 up, 44 down
A method by which an act can be labeled “right” or “wrong” or “neither”. Many moral philosophies exist.
Egoism: “Drinking is wrong because it is bad for me.”
Hedonism: “Drinking is right because it makes me feel good.”
Utilitarianism: “Drinking is right because it brings about more good than evil.”
Libertarianism: “Drinking is not wrong since it does not infringe on anyone elses liberty. It is not right since I am also at liberty to NOT drink.”
Divine Command Theory: “Let’s burn witches! the Bible says we should.”
“Christian morality requires that you kill your disobedient children.”
- morality 79 up, 28 down
the logic used to justify character assassination.
“I guess your decision is one that deals with morality. The question is which path are you going to take.”
GOD AS GONE OR A NICE IDEA THAT POSSIBLY HELPS WITH TRIVIAL THINGS SUCH AS A MATH QUIZ.
JESUS AS HUMAN AND LAWN MOWER.
MORALITY AS THE LOGIC USED TO JUSTIFY CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.